Wednesday 8 May 2013

FERGIE QUITS MAN UNITED

The End:- Sir Alex Ferguson finally announces decision to retire from Football
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Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has announced his decision to step down as manager of United and retire from football.



The legendary Scot has an amazing trophy count of 38, with the first the first being the 1990 FA Cup, and the most recent the 2012/13 Barclays Premier League title.

Fergie believes that the time is right, and tha he has placed the team in the best shape for the future.

“The decision to retire is one that I have thought a great deal about. It is the right time,” Ferguson said.

“It was important to me to leave an organisation in the strongest possible shape and I believe I have done so.

“The quality of this league winning squad, and the balance of ages within it, bodes well for continued success at the highest level whilst the structure of the youth set-up will ensure that the long-term future of the club remains a bright one. (BBC)

While he’s not going to be dugout asnymore, Fergie’s not done with United, where he has been for the past 26 years.

“Going forward, I am delighted to take on the roles of both Director and Ambassador for the club. With these activities, along with my many other interests, I am looking forward to the future.

Everton manager David Moyes is currently the bookies favorite for the now vacant position, but do not rule out a shock move to Old Trafford for embattled Madrid boss Jose Mourinho.

Farewell, Fergie!


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Thursday 5 April 2012

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I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney:
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what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing
on my front porch on a warm spring
evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down
beside me. Defense Attorney:
Did you know him? Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him? Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney:
Why not? Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney:
What happened next? Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney:
Why not? Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next? Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy'
that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defense Attorney:
Did he take you? Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And
that's when I shot him, the little bastard

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THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE
« on: March 30, 2012, 03:22:13 PM »
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  • THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE
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    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
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    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111
    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
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    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 =
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    111111111 =
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    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R ST U V
    W X Y
    Z
    (Is represented as...) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
    17 18
    19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    If:
    H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
    8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98% And:
    K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
    But:
    A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% Then:
    L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O -D
    12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
    Therefore, one can conclude with
    mathematical certainty that:
    While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you
    close, and Attitude will
    get you there, It's the Love of God that
    will put
    you over the top!

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