Thursday 5 April 2012

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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing
on my front porch on a warm spring
evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down
beside me. Defense Attorney:
Did you know him? Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him? Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney:
Why not? Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney:
What happened next? Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney:
Why not? Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next? Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy'
that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defense Attorney:
Did he take you? Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And
that's when I shot him, the little bastard

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« on: March 30, 2012, 03:22:13 PM »
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    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
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    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
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    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111
    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
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    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
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    Z
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    17 18
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    If:
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    8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98% And:
    K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
    But:
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    12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
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    NEW STUDENTS

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    S/N PAYMENT FEES AMOUNT
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    1 REGISTRATION FEES          2,500.00
    2 CAUTION DEPOSIT       3,500.00
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      TOTAL        15,500.00







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    2.Johnny said to his mum " mum do you know that our house-help Comfort is an Angel?" Mum replied "how do you mean". Well Johnny started "yestaday when you went to the market, I saw Comfort naked in Daddys room shouting ouch- god am cumming. If not for dad that held her tightly by the waist, we would have lost her to heaven by now" Immediately the woman faited.

    3.Paul was dying of an un-known illness. His wife sat at the bedside comforting him. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, and your best friend!" "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work"
    4:Marriage is the chief cause of divorce At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I'm married to a wrong man"
    5.Twenty Four hours After United States concluded the Presidential election. The winner Mr Barack Obama is celebrating his victory. The Nigerian President has just arrived the United state with his entourage to congratulate him. "This is really a surprise" said Obama to the Nigerian President "American are advanced, they know the results immediately after the election" "See You" replied the Nigerian President. "We Nigerians are more advanced, we always know the result even before the election". lol
    6.manageress a company executive decided to stop by
    her husband's office.
    On entering the office, she saw the females
    secretary sitting on her husband ’s laps.
    In order to defend himself knowing he has
    been caught red-handed,
    the husband said shouting “budget cut or
    no budget cut, management must do
    something. I and my
    secretary cannot be sharing this office with
    just a single seat"!!

    7.After getting all of the Pope's
    luggage loaded into the limo
    (and he doesn't travel lightly),
    the driver notices that the Pope
    is still standing on the curb.
    The Pope was still standing on
    the curb.
    "Excuse me, Your Eminence,"
    says the driver, "Would you
    please take your seat so we can
    leave?"
    "Well, to tell you the truth," says
    the Pope, "they never let me
    drive at the Vatican, and I'd
    really like to drive today"
    "I'm sorry but I cannot let you
    do that. I'd lose my job! And
    what if something should
    happen?" protests the driver,
    wishing he'd never gone to
    work that morning.
    "There might be something
    extra in it for you," says the
    Pope.
    Reluctantly, the driver gets in
    the back as the Pope climbs in
    behind the wheel.
    The driver quickly regrets his
    decision when, after exiting the
    airport, the Supreme Pontiff
    floors it, accelerating the limo to
    105 mph.
    "Please slow down, Your
    Holiness!!!" pleads the worried
    driver, but the Pope keeps the
    pedal to the metal until they
    hear sirens.
    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose
    my license," moans the driver.
    Bigger
    The Pope pulls over and rolls
    down the window as the cop
    approaches, but the cop takes
    one look at him, goes back to
    his motorcycle, and gets on the
    radio.
    "I need to talk to the Chief," he
    says to the dispatcher.
    The Chief gets on the radio and
    the cop tells him that he's
    stopped a limo going a hundred
    and five.
    "So bust him," said the Chief.
    "I don't think we want to do
    that, he's really important," said
    the cop.
    Chief exclaimed, "All the more
    reason!"
    "No, I mean really important,"
    said the cop.
    The Chief then asked, "Who ya
    got there, the Mayor?"
    Cop: "Bigger."
    Chief: "Governor?"
    Cop: "Bigger."
    "Well," said the Chief,"Who is
    it?"
    Cop: "I think it's God!"
    Chief: "What makes you think
    it's God?"
    Cop: "He's got the Pope for a
    limo driver!"


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